CD-Order

Trying not to add too many commercials   to this blog I refrained from mentioning names of brands (other than musicians) on this blog. But I have to tell you this:
Yesterday I ordered Michael J. Miles book with tablature of "American Bach". Some hours later I got this email:

"Wolfgang-

Thanks for your order with ...!

USPS

(1) Michael J. Miles: American Bach (Book)

Your CD has been gently taken from our ... shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing. Our world-renowned packing specialist lit a local artisan candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in our private ... jet on this day, September 16, 2012.

We hope you had a wonderful time shopping at ... . In commemoration, we have placed your picture on our wall as "Customer of the Year." We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to ... !!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Sigh... We miss you already. We'll be right here at http:// ... , patiently awaiting your return."

This was only my second order to this shop. What will I get on my next one?